“The Book of Mormon” Musical – Two by Two

For a list of all the posts in this series, see here.


The missionaries are still at the MTC in Provo, Utah, where they are lining up to receive both their mission location and “mission brother” assignments.

For more on the MTC, see here.

Full Lyrics – “Two by Two”

Elder Price: The most important time of Mormon kid’s life is his mission.
A chance to go out and help heal the world, that’s my mission.
Soon I’ll be off in a different place,
Helping the whole human race.
I know my mission will be something incredible!

Mission President: Elders, form a line and step forward when your name is called.  Elder Young!

Elder Young: Yes sir!

Mission President: Your mission brother will be… Elder Grant!

Elder Grant: That- That’s me!  Hey brother!

Mission President: And your mission location is… Norway!

Elder Young: Oh wow, Norway!

Elder Grant: Land of gnomes… and trolls!

All: Hoo wah! Hey ya! Shoo wah! Zadup WOW!

Two by two, we’re marching door to door
Cause God loves Mormons, and he wants some more!
A two year mission is our sacrifice!
We are the army of the church of Jesus Christ!
…Of Latter-day Saints!

Two by two, and today we’ll know
Who we’ll make the journey with and where we’ll go
We’re fighting for a cause, but we’re really really nice!
We are the army of the Church Of Jesus Christ!
… Of Latter-day Saints!

Mission President: Elder White and Elder Smith!

Elder Smith: I knew we’d get paired together!

Mission President: Your location will be… France!

Elder White: France!  Land of Pastries and Turtlenecks!

All: Two by two, I guess it’s you and me
We’re off the preach across land and sea!

Elder White: Satan has a hold of France!

Elder Smith: We need to knock him off his perch!

All: We are the soldiers of the army
Of the church!
Of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints!

Mission President: Elder Cross and Elder Green!  You will be serving in… Japan!

Elder Green: Ooh!  Japan!?

Elder Cross: Land of Soy Sauce!

Elder Green: And Mothra!

Mission President: Elder Harris and Elder Brown!

Elder Price: Heavenly Father, Where will I go on my mission?
Will it be China, or ol’ Mexico on my mission?
It could be San Fran by the bay,
Australia where they say “G’day!”
But I pray I’m sent to my favorite place…

I love you

Sea World and Disney!
And putt-putt golfing!

Mission President: Elder Price!

Elder Price: Yes sir!

Mission President: Your brother will be… Elder Cunningham!

Elder Cunningham: That’s me! That’s me! Hello!

Elder Price: Oh, hi!

Mission President: And your mission location is…. Uganda!

Elder Price: …Uganda.

Elder Cunningham: Uganda! Cool! Where is that?

Mission President: Africa!

Elder Cunningham: Oh boy!  Like Lion King!

All: Two by two, and now it’s time to go!
Our paths have been revealed, so let’s start the show!
Our shirts are clean and pressed, and our haircuts are precise!
We are the army of the church of Jesus Christ!

Two by two, we march for victory!
Armed with the greatest book in history!

We’ll convert everyone all across the planet Earth!
That is the beauty of…
The essence of…
The purpose of-
The mission of-
The soldiers of-
The army of the Church
of Jesus Christ!
…of Latter-Day Saints!


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